Thanks For Smoking

Now that the new law was signed into affect I wonder how realistic it's going to be for people to not actually smoke or stop smoking.

If raising the prices hasn't deterred folks then I am thinking the only logical way to help them smoke is to create an anti-smoking pill that removes the urges or better yet, just let people smoke.

Helps the economy and will eventually reduce the over population problem.
Might even help those fat bastards in Mississippi lose weight....

Florida Cats are Crazy Man....

My dear friend Kate emailed me and I had to share this....

The little evil furballs decided to have a military action against my q-tips yesterday. I came home to find the wounded and dying scattered across the living room battlefield. Cotton fuzz was all over the floor, as if the little personal hygiene items were bleeding out. A few of the q-tips had been obviously water boarded in the cat fountain until they couldn’t take it anymore. Left to die in the water, they drifted with the soft current of the filter, others were then tortured by being dragged across the floor and buried alive in the depths of the litter box.

I had to perform multiple burials last night while the evil ones ran through the house pillaging and celebrating their dubious victory against a much weaker opponent. The evil ones were finally calmed by the gift of a large pile of contraband consisting of fresh nip and various food specialties of oceanic variety.

Back so soon?

Yes.
I am so tired of people wanting Letterman's head.
You all are assholes.
Accept his apology and move on dickwads.

Holy Crap

So we're getting a bunch of tornadoes and insane thunderstorms out here.
In fact we've been getting more rain in June than I have recalled us ever getting.
So if things happen and my house blows away I am collecting insurance and moving to Hawaii.

Wow, Long time no speak

Stuff happens and it's been happening in droves.

The parental units (thanks Kate for that sating) are coming end of June so I have actually been doing housework in between golf, softball and video games.

Weather has been a little goofy with a couple cold fronts producing mountain snow and some flat land tornadoes.

Coworkers have been either out on 2 week vacations, business trips or sick leave so I have been hammered with work.

Aside from that, life rocks and I cant complain.

R.I.P. Karla

One of the ladies I used to work with at Penton passed away due to cancer. She had breast cancer and it came back and spread into her brain. She didnt last too long after that happened.

Again the fragile nature of Life comes and places everything else into perspective.
Fights with others seem meaningless. Old rivalries are stupid looking. Even feeling fat now is ridiculous.

I don't like the fact though that people think they can be an asshole to me for almost a year and then think they can be all nice nice because a prior coworker of ours died.

I'd rather see them try to make amends before something like this happened. I'd believe it more then...

Anyways, rest well Karla.
I hope you're doin better.

Golf Your Head Off!!

Tomorrow is the unofficial Third Annual Golf Madness day in which I spend the whole day with Loki and we golf for his birthday (5/31).

This year we're doing 9 holes at Links and Green in Fort Collins followed by 18 at Collindale in Fort Collins and finishing at South Ridge in, yes, Fort Collins.

Then I pour Dan out of the car and into his driveway - in Fort Collins.

Pattern? Maybe.

Good Times? Definitely!!

Long time no speak...

So as I sit here and wait for a Sprint rep to pick up my chat request in the service queue (I've been at 44 seconds for the last 3 minutes) I figure I can check in with the non-existent blog reading public. Well, Casmar excluded.

Step-son is still looking for permanent work but did finally sell his old truck. So he has a bit of spending cash he can blow on booze and hookers. Well, just booze.

Step daughter 1 is graduating from college Friday and has lined up a job which is great. Sucks she still has to share custody with the dead beat dad.

Step daughter 2 was busted for driving without a license and instead of the 30 day jail time she's given 5 which she needs to server by July. Nice state we live in where they treat repeat offenders like it's nothing critical.

Anyway, grandkids are doing well. Garret will be one in September and Lane 4.
I am pushing the great 42 and want to start crying now up until it happens.....

ok, it's been 11 minutes. I am giving up on Sprint.